laugh-addict:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

inothernews:

Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.

imagine going into work and having the oscars call

:))

laugh-addict:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

inothernews:

Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.

imagine going into work and having the oscars call

:))

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laugh-addict:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again


:))

laugh-addict:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

:))

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(Source: flowury)

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: onlybestquotes)

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smuuuugz:

have-perspective:


“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted, this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, ‘God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant.”

WHY AREN’T THEY MARRIED?!?1


Because he loves models lmao

smuuuugz:

have-perspective:

“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted, this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, ‘God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant.”

WHY AREN’T THEY MARRIED?!?1

Because he loves models lmao

(Source: holmesless)

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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.


(via suchvodka)

Relationship advice: Find someone who see you’re acting like a lazy piece of shit, believes you are capable of so much more, and pushes you to be better and succeed in everything you’ve ever wanted to do. 

(via cattabis)

(Source: quotecomedy)

Posted on Mar 4, 2014 at 12AM

alleyq:

okaywork:

stopthisgirl:

themotherfuckinfox:

his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain

Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit

Johan

awwh 

(Source: rihenna)

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Posted on Mar 4, 2014 at 12AM

laugh-addict:

:))

(Source: hiddlesy)

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Posted on Mar 4, 2014 at 12AM permalink

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.

(Source: unknown-one)

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Posted on Mar 4, 2014 at 12AM permalink

doinitmovin:

I have no interest in one night stands.

I have no interest in 6 month stands.

I have no interest in love made for movie screens.

I want for someone to take my body and soul,

and spend the rest of their life with me.

I want another human to fall asleep next to me

tomorrow and the next day and an eternity after that.

Someone who I wake up next to and never have wonder if they are going to leave. 

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Posted on Feb 23, 2014 at 6PM

housewifeswag:

onenefes:

funnywildlife:

arronsingh:

Lad

Bless!

Forever reblog Dobri. His name actually means “good” :).

love.

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Posted on Feb 22, 2014 at 4AM

holaitshana:

holy shiiiii best medley so far

(Source: jessicaadomingo / JessicaADomingo)

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Posted on Feb 22, 2014 at 4AM permalink

delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

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